WOAH

Shut the fuck up.


purplerae:

this should be fuckin illegal and im calling the policeimageimage

like hOW

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indecisivecarrot:

k but did anyone else see this?

i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60


pikashton:

hahahahahaha what do you mean 5sos is gonna be standing next to dylan obrien for a few seconds hahahahaha no hahahaha i’m totally fine i swear hahahahahahahahahahaha *isn’t actually laughing* *is actually crying* *a lot*